Wait. What!?!
No. No, that can't be it. you had me till right there.
You're going to end something this fun, this cool, this utterly epic on a a picture of a old workout mat on your back seat!?!?!?
Dude, I though you were cooler than that. I guess I was wrong.
You could have been my hero, but you're just a complete tool dude.
DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I'D GO OUT LIKE THAT AFTER ALL THIS?
I needed a good picture to end this ordeal. I actually really didn't know how to finish it. I had put all my good ideas into my car and was out of any purely for entertainment value.
(I couldn't make this next part up if I tried)
My iPod, which was on shuffle, senses the epic level of win I've achieved and my need for a suitable ending. The current song is fading out and it switches to the next track.
The song it picked was chosen by the Car Gods to complete my weekend. A song about a car. A song filled with an epic guitar riff and a hard bass line. A song with screeching vocals for the ages. A song so perfect for the occasion, so filled with win, so utterly sublime for how I felt at that exact moment that in better times (with some, you know, sleep) I may have thought of it myself. It's even by a band from my hometown of Seattle...
Heart - Barracuda
This gives me an idea:
Because the song the Car Gods chose was classic rock, I decide to do a true classic rock style picture to end on.
But what to party with? I know, I have another Summit Hat:
(If you don't get all the clothing in this next picture, you didn't read all my posts in this thread and I have no pitty for you at all.)
bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bu-chika-bow-wowowwwwwww -reeeeeeeeeeeh!
THE END.
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